https://www.dictionary.com/e/word-of-the-day/esprit-de-lescalier-2019-06-11/
https://www.dictionary.com/e/word-of-the-day/hangdog-2019-06-12/
Oh, Grace... you sad sack
What the fuck are you doing?
WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?
Do you remember?
What do you enjoy doing?
FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
BECAUSE SERIOUSLY I AM NOT GOING TO SPEND ONE MORE FUCKING NIGHT WITH YOU LISTENING TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S RECORD AND CRYING OR SOME OTHER DUMB ASS THING WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU STUPID CLICHE WHORE NO ONE HAS TIME FOR THIS ENDLESS INTROSPECTIVE PHILOSOPHICAL BULLSHIT JUST GET OFF YOUR TERRIFIED LAZY ASS AND FIGURE OUT WHO YOU ARE FOR ONCE IN YOUR WHOLE GODDAMN LIFE SO THAT MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE WE CAN FINALLY GET THIS PLANE OFF THE GODDAMN GROUND AND END THIS EXCRUCIATING CONSUMPTION PHASE THAT NEVER ENDS AND SURE OF COURSE FARLEY UPLOADED 20,000 SONGS TO EVERYWHERE UNDER THE SUN AND THEN HID HIS BEST SHIT ON AN OLD SCHOOL RECORD THAT HE ONLY MADE A FEW COPIES OF BECAUSE HE'S ALMOST AS MUCH OF AN EXHAUSTING REBELLIOUS IMPOSSIBLE ASSHOLE AS YOU ARE SO CONGRATS YOU FOUND ANOTHER ONE AGAIN AND THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU ARE THE WORST THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING WORST JUST IMPOSSIBLE STUBBORN ASSHOLES OH AND ALSO:
STOP
COLLECTING
PEOPLE
AND
START
COLLECTING
YOURSELF
I'm sure you'll have a great retort for all this... and like every other fucking thing in your whole goddamn life, you'll come up with it 'tomorrow'.
https://www.dictionary.com/e/word-of-the-day/hangdog-2019-06-12/
Oh, Grace... you sad sack
What the fuck are you doing?
WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?
Do you remember?
What do you enjoy doing?
FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
BECAUSE SERIOUSLY I AM NOT GOING TO SPEND ONE MORE FUCKING NIGHT WITH YOU LISTENING TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S RECORD AND CRYING OR SOME OTHER DUMB ASS THING WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU STUPID CLICHE WHORE NO ONE HAS TIME FOR THIS ENDLESS INTROSPECTIVE PHILOSOPHICAL BULLSHIT JUST GET OFF YOUR TERRIFIED LAZY ASS AND FIGURE OUT WHO YOU ARE FOR ONCE IN YOUR WHOLE GODDAMN LIFE SO THAT MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE WE CAN FINALLY GET THIS PLANE OFF THE GODDAMN GROUND AND END THIS EXCRUCIATING CONSUMPTION PHASE THAT NEVER ENDS AND SURE OF COURSE FARLEY UPLOADED 20,000 SONGS TO EVERYWHERE UNDER THE SUN AND THEN HID HIS BEST SHIT ON AN OLD SCHOOL RECORD THAT HE ONLY MADE A FEW COPIES OF BECAUSE HE'S ALMOST AS MUCH OF AN EXHAUSTING REBELLIOUS IMPOSSIBLE ASSHOLE AS YOU ARE SO CONGRATS YOU FOUND ANOTHER ONE AGAIN AND THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU ARE THE WORST THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING WORST JUST IMPOSSIBLE STUBBORN ASSHOLES OH AND ALSO:
STOP
COLLECTING
PEOPLE
AND
START
COLLECTING
YOURSELF
I'm sure you'll have a great retort for all this... and like every other fucking thing in your whole goddamn life, you'll come up with it 'tomorrow'.