"Today was amazing! I got hit in the head with a rock and it made me look down and I found a four leaf clover!"
"One person's sunset is another person's sunrise. Someday, I'm gonna fly so fast that I'll just experience a non-stop sunrise. (whispers) Don't worry, Momma, I'm bringing you with me first... but then, I'm bringing everyone with me."
"I don't get it why people say, 'don't look down!' because if you say that to somebody, they're definitely going to look down. It just seems like yelling 'DON'T!' seems to be the least best way to get somebody to not do something."
"The trouble with helicopters is that they usually have instructions on launching and flying, but they don't tell you how to land safely, so you just have to crash a bunch until you figure it out."
"There's no such thing as professional. It's just whatever you think you are. Do you think you're a professional? Congratulations, you're a professional."
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