"This is an outrage!" cried one particularly angry former slave-owner, Duke Gail. "If any of my former slaves are having these words read to them, then hear this: you are NOT eligible for rehire, so don't come back here and expect to be whipped with a cane and forced to toil anymore, because you are NOT welcome. You can't EVER come back here! DO YOU HEAR ME?! NOT EVER!" As Gail looked out on his now-empty fields, he murmured to himself, "Well, I bet they feel really bad now. They're gonna miss this."
When asked what he planned to do in the coming years, Mr. Gail sighed and responded, "I don't know. Start a University, I guess."