"Yeah, when I was little, people never wanted to play with me because I was a big giant shark."
"I think Uncle Grandpa is rated PG because other people think it's too crazy, but it doesn't scare me because I'm a grown adult child."
"The third season of Gumball is agreeably the best season. I like to say 'agreeably' instead of 'arguably' because I don't like the idea of people fighting."
"You haven't failed until you think you have."
"Hi, please don't leave a comment. Just don't! Sit on a bench, 'cause it's fun." (birdie's 1st video)
"I'm a responsible child, because I only do irresponsible things half the time."