"Who knows what we're gonna create tomorrow. We don't even know. That's what makes waking up fun."
”I like living with Miss Sarah because she’s really smart, so I can talk to her about real nerdy stuff. I like to talk to you about feelings. At Dad’s house, I mostly talk about business. Feels like I’m getting all the bases covered.”
"I don't get why people say, 'the sky's the limit'... don't they know about blasting off to the moon?"
"Yeah, when I was little, people never wanted to play with me because I was a big giant shark."
"I think Uncle Grandpa is rated PG because other people think it's too crazy, but it doesn't scare me because I'm a grown adult child."
"The third season of Gumball is agreeably the best season. I like to say 'agreeably' instead of 'arguably' because I don't like the idea of people fighting."
"You haven't failed until you think you have."
"Hi, please don't leave a comment. Just don't! Sit on a bench, 'cause it's fun." (birdie's 1st video)
"I'm a responsible child, because I only do irresponsible things half the time."
"Today was amazing! I got hit in the head with a rock and it made me look down and I found a four leaf clover!"
"One person's sunset is another person's sunrise. Someday, I'm gonna fly so fast that I'll just experience a non-stop sunrise. (whispers) Don't worry, Momma, I'm bringing you with me first... but then, I'm bringing everyone with me."
"I don't get it why people say, 'don't look down!' because if you say that to somebody, they're definitely going to look down. It just seems like yelling 'DON'T!' seems to be the least best way to get somebody to not do something."
"The trouble with helicopters is that they usually have instructions on launching and flying, but they don't tell you how to land safely, so you just have to crash a bunch until you figure it out."
"Darkness is just a different kind of light."
"There's no such thing as professional. It's just whatever you think you are. Do you think you're a professional? Congratulations, you're a professional."
"You always think about how important love is and I always think about ice cream and can openers and boats... and I think we're thinking about the same thing, just in different ways."
"Thinking and planning is a good thing to do, but sometimes going with the first thing that comes to mind turns out to be the best thing to do."
"When I turn 18, I'm going to build a tornado safe room for the house... and then I'm going to build a tornado."
"Nobody's crazy, everybody's different."
"I have big feelings and I want to do lots of things. I want to hug and kiss and explore the world and build a dictionary and go on an adventure where we almost get killed."
"Where is Trump's mom and why isn't he grounded yet? She should at least take away his phone."
"Okay, get ready... I'm about to play you a song on the keyboard! Careful not to get your minds blown!"
"Anyone can have a perfect day! Just do things that you like with people that you love."