Millions of well-fed, well-clothed, well-sheltered, well-educated humans on planet Earth tuned in this week to something referred to as "the Facebook hearings", where a panel of older humans questioned a younger one about his role in the downfall of their civilization. Hundreds of questions were half-asked and mostly dodged as onlookers wondered if their world was on the precipice of irreversible doom. When asked, an infinite number of ancient historical hipsters chimed in to say that they warned folks about impending doom thousands of years ago and they'd be around to continue that line of generational condemnation if they hadn't all died of the bubonic plague.
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