Referred to as "trash pandas" by Earth's human population, some raccoons in Ohio have begun to walk upright, fall into trance-like states, smile, drool, and explore in the daytime instead of at night. They also appear to exhibit absolutely no fear when presented with stimulus that would normally terrify them. While the raccoons have not shown any signs of violence or harm against anyone in the community, the community has diagnosed them with Fear Deficit Disorder™ and plans to trap and euthanize them as soon as possible.
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